Still trying to pitch that piece without the dick jokes

Ok.  It seems like killscreendaily.com is one of only a few truly critical gaming websites that attempting to be anything at all like the Roger Ebert of gaming websites.  I'd pitch this thing I just drafted to more places, but... there's nothing.  Unless I'm not Googling all that well.

So... Good job.  I might have to start reading you more often even if you don't buy my stuff.

(P.S. - Please buy my stuff.)