Yo Mana!

Minotaur hereby declares open season on "yo mana" jokes.  (Here we use the pronunciation that rhymes with "mama", for obvious reasons.)

A lot of these I have to credit to my Facebook friends, but several of them are mine.


Mine:
Yo mana pool so tiny that you bought a mana potion from a homeopath and it worked.

Yo mana so weak that yo crush asked if you had a light, and you wuz like, sry.

Yo mana so ugly the undead ran away before you even finished casting.

Yo mana so sexy that you cast silence on them and they still like, "daaaaamn".

Yo mana so black that you cast heal on the undead and it healed them.

Yo mana pool so shallow I used it to give a chihuahua a bath.

Yo mana so white you cast Meteor in a bar fight and the guards let you off with a warning.

Not mine:
Yo mana so old you can only cast against 2nd Edition mobs.

Yo mana so low not even Jack Chick is afraid of your spells.

Yo mana so low you can't even cast rank one firebolt on a kobold geomancer.

Yo mana so stank, when you cast Magic Missile it's biological warfare.

Yo mana so tapped, Mana Burn ain't even make you feel warm.

"Balance Isn't Boring" demos on YouTube

Hey, figured I should showcase my mods a little on YouTube for people who want to see what they're about without bothering to test them for themselves.  Just two videos adding up to an hour or so at the moment.  I'll probably do at least one for each class eventually, when I feel like it.  Melee Engineer and lightning Embermage (+ frost utility skills) for now:






Balance Isn't Boring rant

Anti-one-shotting mod
Potions overhaul mod - diluted and extended
Cooldown and mana mod - burst vs DPS distinctions clearly differentiated