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Friday, October 18, 2013

Riot pls: Don't break Sivir's spine

(The following is about League of Legends. Some of the context is here.)

The visual upgrade for Sivir is up on the PBE. I don't know whether they'll be updating her splash art or not, but I've been very nervous that they might give her the Escher Girls treatment ever since the first announcements several months ago that they were working on her.

Here's her current splash, which looks pretty good to me.



Like most of the male champions, she's shown in the process of doing something in the way that a normal human would. There's nothing wrong with her spine, and her torso appears to have sufficient room for organs. These are things we can't really take for granted:

Miss Fortune. Sure, she's a nympho pirate hunter, but she looks a bit unwell here.

Soraka. She used to be the only adult human female who looked over 35 years old, but then they broke her back and made her into a teenager instead.

Morgana on death's door.


Anyway, I fixed those some time ago in Paint. Sort of. They're obvious Paint jobs, but at least they're not dying anymore:





And one more. I didn't fix this one, but I showed you what Elise would look like standing up.  I can't believe that people fap to this:


Anyway, giggity giggity, spine porn.  It's really freaking weird.  We know you're doing it on purpose.  Please stop it.

- MTaur

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