How many Blizzard employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them, and it takes them ten years to so so. They charge 60-80 dollars, and you have to re-enter the password every day to keep using it. The lightbulb's response to lightswitches is delayed by 1500 milliseconds, and it goes offline for maintenance for a few hours every week, and the wattage and lumens might vary by a factor of ten from one week to the next.
When they're done installing your new lightbulb, they change the locks on your house. Three years later, they come back wanting to sell you a lampshade for 40-60 dollars.
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